I ran over about 6 dozen old people and my bumper cracked. The police suggested it would be covered under warrenty, and it was. I bought a giant steel ramming cage to protect the bumper for future rampages. But it's a bumper, I don't think I should have to. Ramming cages should come standard damnit!
A D V E R T I S E M E N T S
I ran over about 6 dozen old people and my bumper cracked. The police suggested it would be covered under warrenty, and it was. I bought a giant steel ramming cage to protect the bumper for future rampages. But it's a bumper, I don't think I should have to. Ramming cages should come standard damnit!
- John S., Naperville, IL, US